BOY SODA - 3 Little Piggies

3 little piggies wanna smoke for free
But the big wolf ran out of green
So we huff and we puff and pass the roach
little red rider on the hunt for smoke

The 3 little piggies on the hunt for green
en de twa, skip the digits keep the plug on speed
Grandma loyal to the puff puff pass
Oh my what big lungs you have
The 1st piggy mix it with a ciggy
2nd porky Pine put the oil in a bickie
Nuggy left me buggy now my fingertips on sticky
Wanna visit 7 dash 11 but it’s risky

‘Sir, The reason that we pulled you aside, is to talk about the faulty blinker back on the right’

‘I said sorry I was driving ignorant to the fact
But now you bring it up I’ll send to the shop for a patch’

‘Have you had you any drinks and were you smoking today?’

‘I know very well I’m higher than a kite but I say:
Maybe back when clubs were open but I’m sleeping by 8
In fact I think it’s past my bedtime so I’ll be on my way’

‘Fair enough keep it movin ‘

No I never loose my cool when
I have interrupted movements
Under pressure I’m improving
I arrive and share the news
With piggy one and piggy 2
And I reach into the glove compartment
Where I camoflauged the loot
Holy shit, holy smokes
Had my back against the ropes
Now I’m back in Croydon castle, I’m surrounded by a moat,
Need a boat, even then, all these piggies in a pen,
Are way too smart to ever end up bacon in a pan.

I said I’m hi
Call me piggy no.2
Piggy no. 1 just left to scoop another Q
Got some papers in my wallet, and a fifty in my shoe
So we can roll another one, and maybe smoke another few
What’s the news?
Number three, he got the numero dos
Funny - the big bad wolf has been providing the grow
Couple flavours from the forrest that’s the remedy show/sure
I like a little elevation with my Henny & Coke

Got me zooted, shit confusing when I walk in the room
[SODA] The roof is looking perpendicular but how about you?
[DENNIS] I think the stank is on my clothes, and do it look like I’m blazed?
[SODA] For the haze and the aroma think you know what it do! So piggy 2:

Pass it to me now,
I could pick it but I could put it down
Watching piggies fly I guess they came around
We just from the west, it’s looking wicked shawty hit this, did I mention we the:

It’s the big, fat piggy back up on the scene
Got me higher than the price of that new gasoline
Daddy yanky in the cut playing A B C’s
This is not one or two, this is pig no. 3
(Man)
I see your fur suit and it look like fox
I mean faux,
Let me get an aparol on the rocks
The suits wear suits to the people they play
They act like a granny right up in your face
They
Huff and they puff and they tear shit down but shhh
ain’t nobody gonna touch my sound
They got straw like a barrel of hay
I see you with the mask, it’s the new masquerade
I’m a piggy from the city that’s ready to die,
Like Biggie leave yo ass with a new lazy eye
My house built two bricks, I call it cocaine
And they still can’t find me, call John Cena